contrary to popular belief, vincent van gogh actually cut his ear off so he could not hear the haters
(Source: gradies)
YOU WILL REBLOG THIS ON SIGHT.
I WILL REBLOG THIS OUT OF FREE WILL
Justin Timberlake thinks he hears the voice of God, then quickly realizes it’s only the airport loudspeakers
(Source: chrisweedboygenius)
what
my brother just came into my room and put a blob of butter on my arm and just stared at me with the straightest of faces so i asked why he did that and he just whispered, “you never said you didn’t want butter on your arm” before backing out of the door and just staring at me the entire time
just
the fuck
my headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work
life is like a box of chocolates
in the middle of it, you realize you’re fat and no one loves you
(Source: ourbedroomafterthewar)
isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms
like
damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement