Valentine Todd
An Apolaustic Bauble
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Post reblogged from Heaven Help Us Now
contrary to popular belief, vincent van gogh actually cut his ear off so he could not hear the haters
(Source: gradies)
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Photo reblogged from ALLONS-Y ALONSO
YOU WILL REBLOG THIS ON SIGHT.
I WILL REBLOG THIS OUT OF FREE WILL
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Photoset reblogged from ALLONS-Y ALONSO
Justin Timberlake thinks he hears the voice of God, then quickly realizes it’s only the airport loudspeakers
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Quote reblogged from I hate Jimmy PageIf only I would have checked myselfguy who wrecked himself (via holdmecloser-tonydanza)
(Source: chrisweedboygenius)
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Post reblogged from ALLONS-Y ALONSO
what
my brother just came into my room and put a blob of butter on my arm and just stared at me with the straightest of faces so i asked why he did that and he just whispered, “you never said you didn’t want butter on your arm” before backing out of the door and just staring at me the entire time
just
the fuck
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Post reblogged from ALLONS-Y ALONSO
my headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work
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Post reblogged from ALLONS-Y ALONSO
life is like a box of chocolates
in the middle of it, you realize you’re fat and no one loves you
(Source: ourbedroomafterthewar)
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Chat reblogged from ALLONS-Y ALONSO
- Umbridge: You applied first for the Defence Against the Dark Arts post, is that correct?
- Snape: Yes.
- Umbridge: But you were unsuccessful?
- Snape: Ob
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- Snape: viously.
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Post reblogged from ALLONS-Y ALONSO
isn’t it strange how attractive people are really just a nice-looking arrangement of atoms
like
damn you have a great deoxyribonucleic acid arrangement
